I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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