their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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