Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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