How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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