I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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