If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
50% drunk capacity currently
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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