is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Randomize
