He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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