I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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