i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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