dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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