Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
organizing the empties. That sober.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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