why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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