from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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