yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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