office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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