omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
well you can't waste a boner
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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