Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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