she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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