no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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