What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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