I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
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