People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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