am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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