Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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