why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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