there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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