Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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