Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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