The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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