Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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