It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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