Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Two words: blizzard sex
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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