Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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