He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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