Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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