I need to stop coming to work sober
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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