Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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