Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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