I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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