youre lurking in front of me
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Randomize
