I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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