i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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