no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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