i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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