what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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