problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I feel like death gave me a hand job
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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