is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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