i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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