R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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